A Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt when she looked back. Little Johnny interrupted and said, “My mommy once looked back while she was driving and turned into a telephone pole!”

A minister said to a precocious little six year old boy, “Is it true that your mother says your prayers for you each night?”

“Yes,” replied the boy.

“And what does she say?”

“Thank God he’s in bed!”

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gerardine baugh

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HA!

Tuesday 09 March 2010, 21:06

richard

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I thought they were pretty good (and not likely to cause offense).

Thursday 11 March 2010, 13:10

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